How Many Men Does It Take To Get Posh Out of a Boat?
Look at all these dudes trying to help her skinny ass out of that boat in Venice today. I mean a light breeze could carry that ho to safe ground. Someone on the boat should've just blown her way and she would've been halfway down the block.
At least homegirl knows how to keep her legs shut when she's in a boat unlike a lot of other whores that open that shit for the seagulls to suck the crabs out.
And were Posh and Becks going to a costume party? He's like Oliver Twist with his pet rat!