Hasselcrack Cries Every Day!
The addition of Rosie O'Donnell on The View has been good for ratings, but bad for Elisabeth Hasselcrack. America's least favorite Republican piece of trash is having a huge problem with Rosie's extremely liberal views and it's making her cry!
A source close to Elisabeth said: "She is crying every day. No one can control Rosie, and Elisabeth can't contain her feelings. She gets so upset all the time."
On the real, bitch is crying because she knows she's gonna be unemployed extremely soon. She can always look forward to Survivor: All-Stars 2 and possibly The Surreal Life. That's where your future is honey.
A spokeswhore for Elisabeth disputes the claims: "Elisabeth was at Rosie's house this weekend with her daughter, Grace. They might not agree on politics, but that's what makes the show great. Ratings are up 59%."
Lies, you know Elisabeth won't step in that den of sin. She was probably at church all weekend praying she doesn't go to Hell for sharing the stage with Rosie. Guess what bitch, you already sold your soul.