Fergie Tells Gays to Quit the Meth and Tells Internet Users to Shut It!

Fergie is currently promoting her album "London Bridge" which is basically a piece of trash. There's a song called "Fergalicious" and everytime I hear it I think she should be saying "Fugalicious".

She told HX Magazine that the fags should really stay away from meth, because it will eat your face like it has hers.

"In my experience, ecstasy leads to crystal meth, and I just think that people don't know how addictive that drug is. It's so cunning because it's such a fun drug at first. You lose weight and look great for a while, but I don't care if it takes six months or five years, it will creep up on you. Don't be fooled and think you're special."

Yawn, how long is she going to play this drug card? We get it, you broke up with meth and you were heartbroken and that's why your face looks like it was ran over at least fifty times by a semi-truck carrying a shit load of chickens.

She also slammed celebrity bloggers and the like for trying to bring her down. On her album she has a song called "Pedestial" where she talks about how we sit on our ass and talk shit all day.

Yeah, that basically sums me up. Truth hurts.

"I just think, 'Wow, I've worked so hard for this, but what are you people doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking s**t about people?' "If people don't like me, fine, but don't criticize people if you're not getting off you're a** and doing something about your own life."

I take offense to that greatly! My ass just got up to get a delicious and savory croissant and get a Diet Coke. I also even took a piss. So how dare you Miss Fuggie say that all I do is sit around and talk shit when I just helped out three companies: Coke, Croissant Company and Toilet Bowl company. That to me is called doing something.

Now do us all a favor and call Dr. 90210 and get your meth-face fixed!



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