Brandon Davis Hates My Ass!

Last night, I attended the Y3 2007 Spring/Summer collection and found myself drunk pretty early on. It doesn't take much, but a whiff of cheap cologne really. I usually keep to myself at these events since my favorite thing to do is to sit in a corner and make fun of bitches. Usually, nothing ever happens but last night was some hot shit. Brandon Davis and Nicky Hilton were sitting in the corner of the room acting all good and shit. She's a homely ho in person and he's just as sweaty and fat. So, we made eye contact and his ass gave me the staredown. It was hot, because I really wanted to run up to him and say "Say Firecrotch, Say Firecrotch, Say Firecrotch"! Unfortunately, I wasn't boozed up enough. His fat ass kept getting up and going to the fucking port-a-potty to probably do coke. He got up like 4 times in a half-hour and even though he's full of shit, nobody goes to the bathroom that much. He found time to sit with Nicky and fucking laugh at us! That fat hog!

Another hot thing happened, although I didn't witness it. Apparently, a tampon fell out of one of the model's coochie while she was walking. That's what I call a show.