Bella is to Blame
Pamela Bach, estranged wife of The Hoff, told TMZ that her daughter did not try to kill herself as it was reported earlier. Pamela said that Hoff called the police out of revenge. He wanted to get to Pamela by using their young daughter.
Pamela claims that their daughter was scratched by Bella (their family cat) at 6pm yesterday and she started freaking out and crying. Pamela called Hoff to tell him that she should probably see a psychologist on Monday. The Hoff then started to become hysterical and told Pamela she was going down.
The police arrived at about 8pm. The Hoff's spokeswhores said that he became alarmed when he learned his daughter was bleeding. Pamela claims he faked the story to make her look bad.
I say, that Bella is the only sane bitch in the Hasselhoff family. I don't blame the daughter if she did try to off herself. Her parents are fucking nuts. Why the hell do you need therapy for a cat scratching you?