Because it's Saturday and There's No News
Eva LongWHORIA and Tony Parker have split. A source said:
"They did break up. It's amicable. They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out."
"It's distance and demanding careers and not living in same city. It didn't happen yesterday. It's been going on for a while."
Oh God. Now Eva is going to go on every talk show talking about how she's celibate, but sexually frustrated. How she uses household products to pleasure herself, because she can't find a man. Blah Blah Blah. Ugh!