Always Someone Younger and Hungrier
Martha Stewart is so threatened by Rachel Ray's new TV talk show that she sent in a few of her staffers to spy on the show. Martha's staffers were caught by Rachel's security, because they also do security for the Martha show. They were thrown out for lying about their names.
A rep for Rachel said: "We did have a group at a taping on Wednesday who misrepresented themselves and were turned away from being in the studio audience."
A rep for Stewart claims no one lied: "No one from Martha Stewart misrepresented themselves. In fact, a Rachel staffer who they knew well, greeted them warmly, even asked if she could get them better seats. For reasons unknown to us, they were asked to leave by one of Martha's former audience coordinators, not by a security guard - and they did so."
Martha is one grouchy bitch. She has nothing to worry about. Yes, her ratings suck but I will always prefer her to Rachel. Rachel is way too sugary for my tastes. I like a cunt in the kitchen.