Afternoon Delight (in Rehab)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught heavily making out on a bench in the gardens of a rehab facility that Pete is currently seeking help at. She has visited him several times, but this past weekend she made it count.

A source said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening.”

“There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside.”

“But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning.”

“They were practically having full-blown sex.”

“Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty - her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

Skinny jeans are at fault for mostly everything. I am blaming the war in Iraq on skinny jeans. I'm definitely blaming Pete's drug issues on that too.

Kate Moss has realized this, because at the Topshop fashion show in London she decided to wear flares instead. Damnit, now I have to burn all my jeans!



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