4 Girls and a Dude

Eve, Xtina, Dita Von Teese and Lil' Kim escaped death last night when they barely got away from a monster named Lisa Marie Presley at the Viva Glam VI Dinner.

What in Elvis' name happened to this woman? Her neck is gone and she looks like she's on the starting line-up of the Dallas Cowboys. I have no idea what that means, but I'm proud of myself for giving some kind of sports reference.

Lil' Kim looked like a hot mess!!