You Don't Say?!

Yes this is an old pic of Brit when she was knocked up with SPF
This is Me: "So Brit Brit, why on earth did you get knocked up again?!"
This is Brit: "It just kind of happened."
This is Me: "SICK! You are going to have to give KFed more of your hard earned dough if you keep popping his kids."
This is Brit: "I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)!"
This is Me: "You better or he's going to bleed you dry! And ewww you look so fat!"
This is Brit: "I feel like I've been pregnant for 10 years!"
This is Me: "You look it, you fatty fat fat! Why the hell do you keep dropping SPF! He's going to have to ride the short bus if you don't stop."
This is Brit: "It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston)"
This is Me: "I feel you, he is fat so I can understand why you keep dropping him."
This is Brit: "It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too."
This is Me: "Oh damn...when you drop him? Isn't that called munchausen syndrome?!"
This is Brit: "Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God."
This is Me: "WTF! You aren't making sense! Are you sure you're not the one who has been dropped. Seriously, why are you so fat?!"
This is Brit: "I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."
This is Me: "Hurl"
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