Why Didn't Britney Slap Her?!
At the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, Jessica Simpson apparently asked Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly to which Brit responded with: "Hell, no!"
That's my girl. A source close to Jessica said: "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it."
I'm not sure why Britney didn't just beat her ass. She is country after all and nothing says country more than a pregnant hillbilly giving the beat down to a blonde bimbo.