The "Who Cares?" News!!
Britney Spears registers thousands of dollars worth of crap for her baby. The items she registered for indicate she could be having a boy or a girl. Let's hope someone buys that poor kid a stun gun and a life alert!
Tori Spelling's husband hates cats, but loves dogs. Um...do I even have to comment on that?
Asshole Simpson has signed on for the London production of Chicago. Now let's see if she can lip sync AND dance! That's the challenge!
John Mark Karr is reaching a little high. He wants Johnny Depp to play him in the movie.