The "Who Cares?" News!!
Sesame Street is forcing the Cookie Monster to eat fruit from now ib. We already have a fruit monster...his name is Tom Cruise.
Elizabeth Taylor will get really mad if you put her in cheap seats, but she probably won't be mind if you put her near the hot dog cart.
Meat Loaf knows how to curse with the best of em!
Sumner Redstone's wife had something to do with the Cruise getting the boot.