The "Who Cares?" News!!
Oprah Winfrey has named the first 73 girls that will be admitted into her South African school. Let's hope they aren't forced to do "we speak your name" crap every morning.
Tom Chaplin of Keane has checked himself into rehab canceling their tour. Um...who and who?
Diddy is officially going to be a daddy again. How is this possible when the woman who is carrying his supposed child is a dude?
Chris Pontius writes some crude song about Jessica Simpson banging Bam. Ugh, is that his only card? Doesn't he have a goldfish to swallow or a vacuum to stick his penis into?