The "Who Cares?" News!!
Pete Doherty....yeah I think you know the rest.
Obla dee obla dah...Kellie Martin is expecting!
Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas think if they combine their Dlevelness, it will take them to at least C level status.
Somebody has finally gotten fed up with Anna Wintour and fired her as a client. In unrelated news a man was found floating in the Hudson with a vintage Halston pump stuck up his rear end.