The "Who Cares?" News
Courtney Coxsucker admits she's in therapy. Any reason to keep her off TV works for me.
Elle Macpherson and Heidi Klum are arguing over who has the hotter body or something like that. They obviously can't argue about brains, so I guess this makes sense.
Carmen Electra files for divorce from Dave Navarro. Take a good look, because this is the last time you'll see these two has-beens for a while.
Blohan wants to run a tattoo shop. They better clean those needles with battery acid.