What's Missing From This Wedding?

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson had their like 25th wedding ceremony in Nashville last week and here's some pictures from the classy affair. Pammy really does make such a demure bride. When the hell is she going to give up this blonde bimbo shit? She's almost 50!

The only thing missing from this wedding to make it complete is wild turkeys, Frito-Lay pie, a stripper pole, a 2 Live Crew soundtrack and naked kids running around.