The Truth is Paris Hilton Doesn't Know How to Use a Phone
Parasite Hilton is desperate to end her feud with Nicole Richie. The two are set to appear on David Letterman in September, but Pee is hoping to touch base before then.
She said: "Nicole and I are going through something right now, but I love her. She's like a sister to me, so hopefully we'll work something out.
"I'm scared (to call her) It's just weird and hard when you haven't spoken for so long. I don't know what would happen. I'm going to wait a while. I've known her, like, 20 years and the whole thing is ridiculous."
You know that ho doesn't know how to use a telephone and she's just embarrassed to say.
Furthermore, does she buy all her bathing suits at a Las Vegas stripper store?!