Posh Vows to Become a Fatso
David Beckham has asked his wife, Posh Beckham, to put on some weight and get healthy. He wants to try for a fourth child and needs his oven to be in tip-top-shape. According to friends, she usually keeps a strict diet of just vegetables and very little carbs, but to pack on the pounds will devour chips and other fatty foods.
A source said: "David has pleaded with her in the past to put on weight, but now he's finally taken serious action and given her a diet plan to ensure that she fattens up.
"Victoria's agreed to go along with it because she and David are happier than ever at the moment and also because she is desperate to conceive. After having three sons, who they love dearly, both of them would absolutely love a little girl to dote on."
Um...all she needs to do is eat like two brownies and I'm sure she'll gain like 10lbs instantly.