Posh Meet Suri
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have invited their British BFFs, Posh and David Beckham, to visit their California compound and be the next celebrities to lie about meeting Suri Cruise. According to friends close to Posh and Becks they have been issued a list of instructions on how to behave around the Alien Queen.
"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her."
"It will be very difficult for Victoria, because she just loves babies and is trying for a daughter with David at the moment."I think this will be good for Suri. She will finally meet one of her people with Posh being half Alien and all.