Paris is Delusional
Paris Hilton is NOT a Best Buy
Paris Hilton recently spoke on her upcoming vagina which will be released tomorrow.
This is Me: "Bitch, I heard that men love your vagina, but I think it's sick!"
This is Paris: "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it."
This is Me: "Why the hell would they want a ring tone that sounds like a vagina fart? "
This is Paris: "I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance."
This is Me: "I'm so confused Paris. I know you love your vagina and all, but I think people want to hurl when they see it NOT dance."
This is Paris: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
This is Me: "You have conversations with it? You are a sick fuck!"
Read the real interview here