Paris Hilton's Goat to Be Buried Next to Marilyn Monroe

Paris Hilton can't keep her legs closed on August 9th

Parasite Hilton proved once again that she is a waste of human flesh. Reportedly she purchased the plot next to Marilyn Monroe to bury her goat, Billy Hilton. She also booked a gospel choir to perform at his funeral.

A source said: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton'. Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives.

"But it has transpired that it's just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris. This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals. "

In addition to Monroe, Jack Lemmon and Truman Capote are also buried at Hollywood's Pierce Bros. Westwood Village Memorial Park.

When I first read the headline, I got excited because I thought that ho was going to get buried. I only assumed that the Hollywood crowd nicknamed her vagina "the goat" because it devours anything in sight.

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