Paris Hilton: "I've Only Given Head to 3 People"

Parasite Hilton's mother, Kathy Hilton, scared her away from giving head until she was about 19 admits America's favorite piece of trash. She claims she first gave head to ex-boyfriend, Rick Soloman. The incident of course was captured on tape and helped catapult her from undercover slut to a full-blown media slut. She was not as eager to do it, because her mother told her that it would leave you deformed.
She said: "My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."
Oh, this is rich. I don't even know where to start. I'm guessing by "craters" her mother meant warts and I'm sure Paris had those long before she was 19. I'm guessing she had them on her vag and asshole.
I am also speechless that she thinks she only gave head to 3 men in her life. This is just not scientifically possible. Sluts give head to everyone, it's just the way nature is and Paris is a slut.
Oh and watch this video of Paris trying to dance all hot with Chad Muska. What a tool.
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