Osama Bin Laden Wants a Piece of Whitney

This is probably just a crazy rumor invented by a crazy ho who wants to push her book, but it's a hot one! Osama Bin Laden is apparently so crazy in love with Whitney Houston that he's thinking of putting a hit on Bobby Brown!

Kola Boof claims to have once been his sex slave and wrote a tell-all due in September in which she talks about Bin Laden's obsession with cracked out Whitney.

"He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

"He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting. He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

"[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.

"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."

"African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures. What need do you have for a womb?"

Osama reads Star Magazine?! That's breaking news in itself. I bet Bonnie Fuller is creaming her granny panties at the thought of that.

Um...Osama doesn't realize that Whitney would drive him crazy. Yes, she used to be beautiful but damn that ho is annoying! We should send him copies of her reality series so he can see what a crack head she is.

When I googled Osama bin Laden this photo came up. He's a bad ass mofo!



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