Nicole Kidman, Pregnant by Photoshop

Spokeswhores for Nicole Kidman claim that new photos of that ho looking pregnant have obviously been doctored. The magazine that published the pics paid $20k for them and Nicole's reps say they were ripped off. Nicole is not knocked up. She's too busy working and Keith Urban shoots blank. Ok, scratch the last part.

"I'm virtually certain paparazzi are distorting photos to make her look pregnant. I've seen her, she's her regular slender self."

I don't think she's pregnant, but I don't think she's been photoshopped either. Homegirl just suffers from the bloat. Lots of skinny people do. You know she passes toxic gas.

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