Nasty Bitch and I'm Not Talking About the Canine!

Mischa Barton shows off her fat thighs and her new pooch on August 21st. I'm not sure what kind of dog that is, but it's not into her ass. It probably heard stories about these kind of girls from his other pooch friends. He knows that he's going to only be touched and cuddled when a camera is around and will probably have to endure hours of shopping and being tossed around from cokehead friend to cokehead friend.

Furthermore, WTF is she wearing?! Blanche Deveraux wants her frock back!