MTV Is Old!
MTV turns 25 today, which means it's no longer in its own demo. In celebration of the one-time home for music videos turning a quarter century old, here are some of the hottest things MTV gave us:
Courtney Love vs. Madonna
A classic, but worth repeat viewing. Establishes Madonna as cold, elitist, wannabe British bitch and Courtney Love as a crackpot posing as Tina Yothers
Heidi and Audrina From The Hills
Together these two sluts may be able to figure out how to flush a toilet, but rarely need to since they've got shit for brains. A fun drinking game is to chug everytime they use the word "cute." You'll be wasted by 10:07!
She was one of the first VJs, but she was much hotter on the 1990 dramedy The Bradys, where she married parapalegic Bobby Brady, then opened a catering business with alcoholic Marcia!
Ayanna vs. Veronica on Road Rules: Semester At Sea
This was the best season beacuse Ayanna would go apeshit every episode. Note the use of the word "parchance." I believe after this doozy Ayanna started casting voodoo spells against Veronica. I knew a girl on the ship with them and she said Ayanna once went screaming down the hall, bit into a roll of toilet paper, then tried to throw herself off the boat!
Tonya from the Real World
God Bless this bitch! If Tara Reid ever keels over we've got someone as equally trashy, slutty and stupid to take over. I'd pass her kidney stones anyday!
Screw America's Got Talent, this show put weirdo circus acts on the map. The hottest part of the episode was the end where the geeky host, hot co-host and a giant stuffed monkey would all dance around with whatever guests were on that day (roller skating grandmother, bilingual midget, whatever). In tribute to MTV, here's an episode clip where Underdog Lady sings "We've Only Just Begun!"
Happy Birthday MTV! Here's to hoping you make me an even dumber bitch in the next 25 years than you have in the past!