Move Over Lewis!
There's a new bitch on the scene! Lewis the cat may have some competition and it comes in the body of squirrel. Residents are fighting mad over a bitchy squirrel in Winter Park, FL's Central Park. Just this month, seven people were attacked.
A 3-year-old boy was bitten by the animal several times and has a two-inch wound on his leg, according to the report. Another child was reportedly bitten on his calf and a man sitting on a park bench was attacked by the squirrel. He suffered a bite and scratches on his arm. The attacks took place between August 1 and August 4.
Some people now say the attacking animal should have been captured sooner. One citizen said he captured the squirrel under a bucket after it attacked his friend. He said he released the squirrel when county animal-services workers failed to arrive after two hours. City employees captured the animal this week. Winter Park received notice from the Florida Department of Health Epidemiology stating that the results on the squirrel were negative for rabies.
He doesn't have a name yet, but I'm calling him Hot Ho or H.H. for short. Unfortunately, Hot Ho is probably a dead ho right now. I am severely obsessed with these angry animals and need to start some kind of shelter for them and then train them to deliver serious beat downs to my enemies.
[Local6] [Thx Jennifer]