Meet Adrien Brody's Chick

Adrien & Elsa in Miami on August 9th

Yesterday, when I posted pictures of the hotness that is Adrien Brody many of you wanted to know who he was banging. Meet Spanish actress, Elsa Pataky. She is 30-years-old and hails from Madrid. She has starred in several Spanish films and TV shows, but can be seen in the upcoming masterpiece, Snakes on a Plane.

She's aight, but not hot enough for my Adrien. Besides she probably can't handle the donkey dick he's packing! I think Adrien and myself need to star in our own version of SOAP. He can pack his anaconda up into my overhead bin anytime!