A Match Made in STD Heaven!

This story is way too perfect to be true, but I'm crossing my altoids that it is. Parasite Hilton has apparently shacked up with Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis. Brandon left rehab late last month. Fat Elvis went to get help after his infamous "Firecrotch" incident was caught on tape and it forced his wealthy family to do something about it. After leaving the clinic he moved into Paris' house. It was supposed to be temporary, but the two are doing it and that's just sick.

A friend said: “His family is selling their home, so Brandon’s been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip. All his clothes, his toiletries and even some of the artwork he owns.”

“They’re hooking up, but she doesn’t want anyone to know about it. It’s being kept very hush-hush.”

Paris also famously said that she was going celibate for a year and staying away from men. I think it's safe to say that she's keeping her promise since Brandon is not a man, he's a fat hog.

You know why they are so perfect? She's too much of a slut to get wet anymore and he sweats a thick lube-like substance!

[MSNBC] [Thx Dawn]