The Man, The Legend, The Talent.....

Hopefully you were too busy cleaning the dingles out of your cat's ass to catch the hideously awful performance by KFed at last night's Teen Choice Awards. Let's just say he should leave the performing to his fat wife. I mean.....he has ZERO talent. Paris Hilton at least can amuse us with her wonky eye.

Click here to watch this travesty unfold including my girl Britney looking like a Thanksgiving turkey.

[Thx Holly]