Lou Diamond Phillips Will Beat Your Ass
TMZ is reporting that Lou Diamond Phillips was arrested this morning for allegedly giving the beating of a lifetime to his girlfriend. The coppers were called to his Northridge home at 2am where they found the couple having words. Lou apparently hit her ass doing the argument and he was taken into custody. He is currently being held on $50,000 bail.
That sucks, cause I kind of had a crush on him. We would never make a good pair, because I have a mouth of garbage and will probably send him into a beatdown frenzy on my ass.
Seriously, I hope his ass is getting a major beating while in the slammer. Dumb mofo.