Jordan's Breasts are Gigantic!

Jordan just signed a multi-million dollar deal with Panache to be the "chest" of their new range of bras for big-chested women. She has started by modeling a line based on sweets. She was extremely surprised when she was professionally measured by the label. Jordan has been wearing a size 32DD this entire time, but she's actually a size 30G!

She said: “I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big. It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference — and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!

“Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great.”

That's really small, I think she should go bigger! Damn, she is so hot. Here's some photos below of a recent photo shoot which proves that she's the most gorgeous woman in the World! I'd ask her to be the mother of my child, but I don't want it to come out all fat and slow and shit. Ugh, I just keep digging my own grave. I don't blame her for hating my ass!

[The Sun]