Jessica Simpson Needs to Realize She's Not Sexy

New promo pics of Jessica Simpson for her upcoming CD

Jessica Simpson really wants to be Jennifer Lopez. She is branding and whoring herself at every turn. She has a shoe line, a cosmetics line, a clothing line and she's not stopping there. Jessica is planning to design and sell a lingerie line. Because she's so sexy.

A friend said: "Jess finds it really hard to find bras that she likes so she's decided to make her own."

Jes...I mean Chestica has said in the past that she has fantastic breasts.

"I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. "Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

The sad thing is, people really buy this crap. Jess probably also finds it hard to buy bras, because her tit size is always changing! Maybe she should stop fussing with them and she'll finally find shit that fits.

I think she should design a line of cyanide pills and use that shit on herself!



[Stuff.co.nz]