Jello is Too Good for Travolta
Jennifer Lopez relaxes in Miami on July 31, 2006
Jennifer Lopez abruptly left her role as Sue Ellen Ewing on the much anticipated big-screen version of Dallas last week. Reportedly, a terrible script and the casting of her leading man were the reasons why she ditched the project. Jello didn't think Travolta is leading man material, especially since he will be donning lipstick and a dress for Hairspray.
A source said: "The script sucks. And John Travolta? If it had been a man's man like Ed Harris or Tommy Lee Jones, but you don't just go from doing 'Hairspray' to 'Dallas'. "
Dallas has been nothing, but trouble since the beginning. Original director, Robert Luketic, jumped shit after creative differences.
Shooting is expected to begin very soon and a cast is yet to be nailed down.
Finally, this dumb ho made a good career choice. I love me some Dallas, but unfortunately it's going to suck watermelon balls. Hmm...watermelon balls. I say they should seriously camp that shit up and cast a bunch of wrecks. We can start with Bai Ling and we'll go from there.