Is Barney Heading for the Oven?!

I must say that Barney the Doberman is one hot bitch. He's a stupid bitch, but a hot one. He was hired to protect several expensive and rare teddy bears at an exhibition in England. Among those bears included a $80,000 toy of Elvis Presley's named Mabel.

Well, Barney must've felt anger or lust towards Mabel, because he ripped that ho a part. He also ripped and destroyed several others. He ripped off all their legs and heads and pulled the stuffing out of them. The other bears were worth an estimated $60,000,

Greg West, the security guard on duty at the time is seriously befuddled. He said:

"Barney has been a model guard dog for over six years. I still can't believe what happened.

"Either there was a rogue scent of some kind on Mabel which switched on Barney's deepest instincts, or it could have been jealousy - I was just stroking Mabel and saying what a nice little bear she was."

No word yet on the fate of Barney.

[BBC] [Thx LA's Sister]