I'm Disappointed in the Sharks

Sharks everywhere had the perfect opportunity for a serious meal! Well in serious I mean a rubbery and bitter piece of saggy flesh.

Fishsticks Paltrow was perfect bait as she surfed near her husband, Chris Martin's, parents home in Cornwall, England.

Damn you sharks! At least why couldn't a jelly fish sting her in the ass!? Anything?!

[Daily Mail]