Gross Couple Alert!

UsWeekly is reporting that Chestica Simpson told them exclusively that she's getting it on with John Mayer. Ironically enough her album hits stores today and his hits on September 12. Get this! They both are having vocal issues. He has laryngitis and she is on vocal rest. I'm not sure what that means, but I thought I should you know.

I smell publicity stunt. Actually, I smell a mixture of fat cheese, sweat, Dessert by Jessica Simpson and fake hair.

Her body is so not a Wonderland.

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