Esquire Magazine Names Worst Dressed Man! And it's SPF!
Esquire has a heart of coal and has named SPF, the Worst Dressed Man of the Year! It's not his fault he dresses all white trash and shit!
The September issue of Esquire names little Sean Preston Federline as the “Worst Dressed Man in the World” on its annual best and worst dressed men list. Okay, now this is just wrong, y’all. It’s not the kid’s fault his parents buy his accessories at Pimps ‘R Us. But according to the mag, “being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is.”
Esquire adds, “As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat.”
Little Federline joins Jennifer Lopez‘ husband Marc Anthony and aging, leg-biting rocker Axl Rose on the Worst Dressed list, while upcoming star of the new James Bond film, Daniel Craig, gets top honors.
I'm all for making fun of babies, but it looks to me like Esquire is just trying to sell some mags and get some press. I mean KFed dresses much worst than poor SPF!
[Us Weekly] [Thx Brenda]