The Emmy Awards: Who Looked a Wreck? Part II
Who is Kate Linder?! Let's hope she does something behind the scenes, because I don't think America is read for this level of fugness!
Did Mary Hart catch whatever Cojo has? She looked wrong! I can't stand Giuliana DeSuckDick...I just want slap that ho in the teeth!
JLove has the weirdest body. She's skinny but fat. Skinny fat! I tried to find pictures of her from the back, because you know she pulled those extensions out of Paris Hilton's leftover pile and dyed them brown with shoe polish.
Danny Bonaduce must've been drunk and high when he picked out his wife's dress. Gillian Anderson must be making some kind of political statement by dressing like a pregnant nun.
Phoebe Price is becoming the new Bai Ling. She crashes events that she doesn't belong to wearing things that should only be worn on professional Flamecno dancers. That security guard in the back is being kind to her. He's waiting until she has her picture taken to escort her out of the venue.
Sara Ramirez is like a fat Angelina Jolie with bad bangs. Kyra Sedgwick said she was wearing a Giorgio Armani Prive gown more like a Giorgio Armani pity gown.
Kimberly Caldwell of American Idol fame showed her Flist colors by wearing a dress that looked like it was made from one of the Project Runway flunkees. I'm not even commenting on that hair don't!