The Emmy Awards: Who Looked a Wreck? Part I
TV people are usually too boring to make fun of. I mean they usually play it safe and wear something that's flattering and blah blah. But last night there was a lot of fug. Let's start with the Queen of Fugness: Ellen Pompeo. She easily won last night's WORST dressed. Homegirl should've stayed home and ate a couple of twinkies.
I call her look drunk, wet, alley cat meets Nightmare Before Christmas. I didn't know John Galliano made children's clothes. He probably took a size zero and cut it in half. Thankfully, she has no ribs or it could have been pretty painful.
Mariska Hargitay really tried to be hot shit, but her hair looks like it was blown out by a blind dwarf.
Eva LongWHORIA with dress by Kleenex. She realized that there must be an easier way to get all that jizz off her dress.
Stockard Channing should play for the Steelers and Sandra Oh needs to realize that there weren't any Asians in the Victorian era. I can say that, I'm half Asian!
Vanessa Minnillo looks like a San Gabriel Valley hooker dressing up for her neice's quinceanera
Tyra Banks can't fight the tranny and Candice Bergan needs to just "say no" to Southwestern chunky belts!
Cheryl Hines looked hot until she turned around. A chick like her needs to go simple and not try and be all cutting edge. That thing looks like it was put together with a bedazzler.