Do They Have Good Narcotics in Iraq?
Blohan with Wyclef at the Xgames party on August 2, 2006
Lindsay Blohan told Elle Magazine that she's in the process of planning a trip to "entertain" the troups in Iraq. She will accompany Hilary Rodham Clinton.
"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, according to the New York Post. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous."
She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."
The difference between Blohan and Marilyn Monroe is that Marilyn actually had some talent. I'm afraid that the soldiers have been through enough and don't deserve to be subjected to Blohan's singing abilities. She really wants to go, because some ho at LAX probably told her they have really good shit in the Middle East.