Dancing with the Has Beens!!!
Why won't Dancing with the Stars 3 just go away?! I mean I'm still going to watch this mess, but seriously. Casting for this shit is just getting more and more desparate. This morning the cast was announced:
(clockwise from top left)
Shanna Moakler (Star of The Barkers)
Jerry Springer (Talk show host)
Vivica Fox (Grade A mess)
Emmitt Smith (football player)
Willa Ford (fallen pop star)
Joey Lawrence (Woah! Star of Blossom)
Tucker Carlson (news bitch)
Sara Evans (country singer)
Harry Hamlin (actor)
Monique Coleman (star of High School Musical)
Lisa Rinna who competed last year will co-host. The new season is set to debut September 12th on ABC.
Ok, I lied...this is going to be hot. I can't wait to see far Vivica will pull her face to get ready for this.