Cruise is On Damage Control

Tom Cruise must really be down in the dumps. He was fired from Paramount, he's getting a lot of flack for his fake baby and so now has come the time for him to put his tail between his legs and give in. This starts with apologizing for the comments he made about Brooke Shields. If you don't remember, Tom attacked Brooke for going on antidepressants after the birth of her daughter.

Kathleen Kennedy, speaking for Tom said: "That, he deeply regrets."

Ok, I am now waiting for my apology to come. He owes me for lying to us about him being straight, sane and a biological father. He also owes Katie an apology for drugging her ass and he owes ET an apology for putting alien people in such a bad light.

[People]