Dlisted: Colin Farrell Sucks in Bed!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Colin Farrell Sucks in Bed!



Woody Allen's French au pair, Angelique Jerome, claims to have had sex with Colin Farrell 3 times. According to Angelique he sucks in bed. She met him on the set of Woody's new film in London which Colin is starring in. Yes they did it 3 times, but it added up to about 10-minutes total.

She said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.

"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.

"Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep."

Angie goes on and on to say how they met and how hot his body is. The most interesting thing is that they didn't use protection. You know the poor girl has something now. Dumb ass bitch. I wondered why she wasn't like wowed by Colin's skills. Compared to Woody he's probably a tiger. And you know she had to hit it with Woody.

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[Thanks JamesBond]

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