Chestica Simpson Tells a Lame Joke

Chestica Simpson thought she was being cute at a Yahoo! party for her album A Public Affair in NYC last night. The sign really should've said "I Lost My Talent" or better yet "I Lost My Anal Virginity to John Mayer."

Even though she's lost her voice she still manages to open that bird beak of hers. I thought at least this whole fake laryngitis thing would force her mouth to be kept shut.

You know she did it with that robot man later that night. Actually, with that robot man and Paves. I hope he's getting a lot of money for parading around like an idiot with that moron. He needs retirement money anyhow since he looks like he's due to retire in like 5 years.