Cher's Son Caught Something from Paris!!
Cher's son, Elijah Blue Allman, told Howard Stern last week that he did the deed with Paris Hilton before she was famous and that he was extremely worried he caught something horrid from the skank. He said that the two met up, got down to business and as soon as they were done he ran downstairs and scrubbed his privates with a household cleaner. He thinks he used Tilex.
Paris is said to be raging mad at his comments and calling him a liar. Please, bitch has screwed everyone from Los Angeles to the North Pole. She's probably even done Santa Claus.
Tilex, should seriously use him to market their products to sex partners of Paris Hilton and you know that's at least like a thousand people a week.