Can't Get Clean
These pictures of Paris Hilton's album launch party at Suite in Miami last night just make me feel so dirty. After looking at the very greasy Paris with Scott Storch and Brandon Davis I had to shower at least 9 times with bleach and rip my skin off with steel wool. I still feel raw. I hope health inspectors were smart enough to quarantine this area and not let anybody out or I'm afraid we're in for some big trouble. Nicky Hilton and Ingrid "I Banged Madonna" Cesares were also on hand to get infected.