Brooke Hogan is 18?!

Brooke & Nick Hogan leave a Miami club on August 8th

Riddle me this...how in Hulk Hogan's name is Brooke Hogan only 18? Is she 18 in Flavor of Love years? If you don't know what I'm talking about, visit the bios of the FOL girls and they all claim they are like 22 and shit. You know they were 22 back when Reagan was president!

Back to Brooke..she's so beat she makes Tara Reid look like a nun. She needs to return those shoes to the stripper store on Hollywood Blvd, because they aren't working for her.