Bring Me Paris Hilton's Head on a Plate!
Let's get right to the nitty-gritty. Here's that piece of trash whore talking about the most beautiful woman in the World, Jordan:
This is Paris: "I am nothing like her. I'm completely flat-chested and she's got huge breasts"
This is Me: "Bitch I'm going to kill you. Don't even speak her name!"
This is Paris: "She does a great job at what she does, but we're not the same at all. I read some nice stuff she said about me but I don't want to criticize her."
This is Me: "You better not criticize her, because I will break your vagina and you know that's your only money maker."
This is Paris: "She seems to be a nice person who has a nice family and these, like, huge breasts, which I definitely don't. It's great that she's a mum and has her brand."
This is Me: "The only brand you're gonna have is the world "SLUT" on your forehead when I get through with you!"